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Post by Prometheus on Jan 8, 2021 11:02:08 GMT
Yo momma so fat it takes 3 buses and a train to get on her good side
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 8, 2021 11:02:37 GMT
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragout
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 8, 2021 11:04:35 GMT
Yo momma so stupid she thought manual labor was a Mexican
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 9, 2021 0:16:35 GMT
Yo momma so fat she's got her own zip code
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 9, 2021 0:17:46 GMT
Yo momma so ugly even her friends call her Cthulhu
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SRK
Dryopithecus
Original Eight
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Yo momma
Jan 9, 2021 7:51:42 GMT
via mobile
Post by SRK on Jan 9, 2021 7:51:42 GMT
Can I see pics of this fat momma
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 10, 2021 2:24:31 GMT
Can I see pics of this fat momma Google, "plus sized model"
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:41:51 GMT
Yo mommama so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theater, she went home and got 16 friends.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:42:24 GMT
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:43:06 GMT
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:44:07 GMT
Yo momma so dumb that she asked me what yield meant, I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:44:48 GMT
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:45:31 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was behind it.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:47:03 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:48:00 GMT
Yo momma so stupid even Google can't translate her
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:49:49 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:50:12 GMT
Yo momma so stupid she though Moby Dick was an STD
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:50:56 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that she ordered her sushi well done.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:51:38 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:52:33 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that she tries to insult you with yo momma jokes.
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