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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:53:12 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:54:28 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:54:59 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:57:18 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:58:06 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and wrote sometimes Wednesday too."
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:58:57 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 2:59:45 GMT
Yo momma so dumb, she called me to ask for my phone number.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 3:01:00 GMT
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to drop acid and broke her foot with a car battery
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 11, 2021 3:06:09 GMT
Yo momma so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 20, 2021 1:22:18 GMT
Yo momma so ugly, when she's having sex, she has to pretend that SHE'S someone else
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