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Post by ant-mac on Jun 19, 2021 0:21:54 GMT
Four panels with different pictures...
Runts, punts, stunts... and the final one with Marjorie, Matt and Mitch.
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Post by abbey1227 on Jun 19, 2021 1:15:35 GMT
Four panels with different pictures... Runts, punts, stunts... and the final one with Marjorie, Matt and Mitch.
I did see that somewhere recently. Thank you
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Post by abbey1227 on Jul 3, 2021 12:34:11 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 22, 2021 23:47:17 GMT
A police officer is manning a speed trap on the highway one day. He observes a car going far, far too slowly; it is causing a backup as all of the other cars are trying to pass it and the ones stuck behind it are all blasting their horns. The officer switches on his lights and sirens and pulls over the offending car.
The officer walks up to the pulled-over vehicle, hand on his gun, ready for anything. The driver’s window rolls down slowly, and to the officer’s surprise he sees that that the car is occupied by four nuns.
“Good afternoon, Sister,” says the officer to the nun who is driving. “Do you know why I pulled you over today?”
“Hello, my son,” the nun replies. “No, I’m sorry to say I don’t know why you’ve stopped us. Although I must admit, we don’t leave our nunnery very frequently and I haven’t driven in quite some time. Perhaps we have a tail light out or an expired registration?”
“No, Sister, I pulled you over because of your speed.”
“Whatever do you mean, my son? I was driving the speed limit precisely, it’s posted right there, 25 miles per hour!” and nun points to a sign posted on the side of the highway.
The officer looks at the sign she is pointing to, opens his eyes wide in surprise and starts shaking his head. “No, no, no, Sister,” he exclaims, “that is NOT the speed limit sign! You are driving on Route 25!”
For the first time, the officer takes a good look at the three other nuns in the car. He sees that they are all ghost white, sweating profusely, their hands are grasped tightly in prayer and they are all fervently moving their lips as they pray.
“Sister,” says the officer, “whatever is wrong with the other nuns?”
“Oh my son, I’m sorry to tell you that we just got off Route 167…”
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Post by Prometheus on Aug 23, 2021 4:20:40 GMT
A police officer is manning a speed trap on the highway one day. He observes a car going far, far too slowly; it is causing a backup as all of the other cars are trying to pass it and the ones stuck behind it are all blasting their horns. The officer switches on his lights and sirens and pulls over the offending car. The officer walks up to the pulled-over vehicle, hand on his gun, ready for anything. The driver’s window rolls down slowly, and to the officer’s surprise he sees that that the car is occupied by four nuns. “Good afternoon, Sister,” says the officer to the nun who is driving. “Do you know why I pulled you over today?” “Hello, my son,” the nun replies. “No, I’m sorry to say I don’t know why you’ve stopped us. Although I must admit, we don’t leave our nunnery very frequently and I haven’t driven in quite some time. Perhaps we have a tail light out or an expired registration?” “No, Sister, I pulled you over because of your speed.” “Whatever do you mean, my son? I was driving the speed limit precisely, it’s posted right there, 25 miles per hour!” and nun points to a sign posted on the side of the highway. The officer looks at the sign she is pointing to, opens his eyes wide in surprise and starts shaking his head. “No, no, no, Sister,” he exclaims, “that is NOT the speed limit sign! You are driving on Route 25!” For the first time, the officer takes a good look at the three other nuns in the car. He sees that they are all ghost white, sweating profusely, their hands are grasped tightly in prayer and they are all fervently moving their lips as they pray. “Sister,” says the officer, “whatever is wrong with the other nuns?” “Oh my son, I’m sorry to tell you that we just got off Route 167…” I knew it was coming but I still chuckled. |
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 23, 2021 4:51:26 GMT
A police officer is manning a speed trap on the highway one day. He observes a car going far, far too slowly; it is causing a backup as all of the other cars are trying to pass it and the ones stuck behind it are all blasting their horns. The officer switches on his lights and sirens and pulls over the offending car. The officer walks up to the pulled-over vehicle, hand on his gun, ready for anything. The driver’s window rolls down slowly, and to the officer’s surprise he sees that that the car is occupied by four nuns. “Good afternoon, Sister,” says the officer to the nun who is driving. “Do you know why I pulled you over today?” “Hello, my son,” the nun replies. “No, I’m sorry to say I don’t know why you’ve stopped us. Although I must admit, we don’t leave our nunnery very frequently and I haven’t driven in quite some time. Perhaps we have a tail light out or an expired registration?” “No, Sister, I pulled you over because of your speed.” “Whatever do you mean, my son? I was driving the speed limit precisely, it’s posted right there, 25 miles per hour!” and nun points to a sign posted on the side of the highway. The officer looks at the sign she is pointing to, opens his eyes wide in surprise and starts shaking his head. “No, no, no, Sister,” he exclaims, “that is NOT the speed limit sign! You are driving on Route 25!” For the first time, the officer takes a good look at the three other nuns in the car. He sees that they are all ghost white, sweating profusely, their hands are grasped tightly in prayer and they are all fervently moving their lips as they pray. “Sister,” says the officer, “whatever is wrong with the other nuns?” “Oh my son, I’m sorry to tell you that we just got off Route 167…” I knew it was coming but I still chuckled. Yep... same here. I'm still smiling at the thought of a car load of nuns doing close to 170 miles per hour down a highway...  God loves women drivers, because they put the fear of him in everybody else.  |
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Post by abbey1227 on Aug 23, 2021 8:58:25 GMT
I knew it was coming but I still chuckled. Yep... same here. I'm still smiling at the thought of a car load of nuns doing close to 170 miles per hour down a highway... God loves women drivers, because they put the fear of him in everybody else.
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 23, 2021 15:51:37 GMT
Yep... same here. I'm still smiling at the thought of a car load of nuns doing close to 170 miles per hour down a highway... God loves women drivers, because they put the fear of him in everybody else.
^^^^^^^ Sexist! ^^^^^^^^ Settle down, little lady. You know, you'd be much prettier if you smiled more. Now go make me a sandwich. |
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Post by abbey1227 on Aug 24, 2021 0:29:36 GMT
Settle down, little lady. You know, you'd be much prettier if you smiled more. Now go make me a sandwich.
And it's from that very sort of attitude that I want to break free.
I want to break free
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 24, 2021 0:56:09 GMT
Settle down, little lady. You know, you'd be much prettier if you smiled more. Now go make me a sandwich.
And it's from that very sort of attitude that I want to break free.
I want to break free
At least the housework still got done. |
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Post by abbey1227 on Aug 25, 2021 4:12:31 GMT
ant-macfunny meme seen today A group of small children asked the question "What scares you most?"Answers:"Werewolves!" - Paul"Sharks!" - Nina"The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death." - Dylan"Dylan." - Catherine
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 25, 2021 4:37:40 GMT
ant-mac funny meme seen today A group of small children asked the question "What scares you most?"Answers:"Werewolves!" - Paul"Sharks!" - Nina"The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death." - Dylan"Dylan." - Catherine I like Dylan... He's got the right idea. In fact, he reminds me of when I was a kid. |
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Post by abbey1227 on Aug 25, 2021 4:46:03 GMT
I like Dylan... He's got the right idea. In fact, he reminds me of when I was a kid.
I always found Wednesday kinda funny, too and much later, Goth girls kinda tripped my trigger 
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Post by ant-mac on Aug 25, 2021 4:52:14 GMT
I like Dylan... He's got the right idea. In fact, he reminds me of when I was a kid.
I always found Wednesday kinda funny, too and much later, Goth girls kinda tripped my trigger
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Post by Prometheus on Aug 25, 2021 13:12:15 GMT
I always found Wednesday kinda funny, too and much later, Goth girls kinda tripped my trigger
It's a goth thing....
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Post by Prometheus on Sept 12, 2021 16:28:15 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 12, 2021 16:41:59 GMT
classic!
Did I post this clip here yet? Still Game.......the power has gone out in the 2 old men's apartment building, so they're playing a game to occupy their time.....
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 12, 2021 16:44:59 GMT
stupid? or actually kinda funny?
Made me laugh.........
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 14, 2021 1:36:24 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 14, 2021 1:40:11 GMT
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