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Post by ant-mac on Jan 30, 2021 22:16:49 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 30, 2021 22:17:11 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 30, 2021 22:17:32 GMT
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 31, 2021 23:25:44 GMT
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 31, 2021 23:27:35 GMT
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 31, 2021 23:32:52 GMT
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Post by Prometheus on Mar 7, 2021 9:41:41 GMT
Man 1: "I got a beautiful gold necklace for my wife."
Man 2: "Good trade. Whaddaya think you'll get for the necklace?"
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Post by ant-mac on Mar 11, 2021 9:18:18 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Apr 6, 2021 21:02:30 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Apr 27, 2021 7:53:58 GMT
Gilbert Goddfried - An older man goes to the doctor and explains his current dilemma. He exclaims "Doctor, I keep having these completely silent but deadly farts! Oops, there's one now. Oops and again! Oops, one more! What should I do?" ![[giveup]](//storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/FSYefibmKqtatIXMgHZg.gif) The doctor, with a look of complete agony on his face, says "Well, the first thing we should do is get your hearing checked."  |
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Post by Prometheus on May 6, 2021 12:04:40 GMT
I hear Melinda Gates has signed up on Tinder.
She's looking for someone young, big, and hard rather than old and Microsoft.
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Post by Prometheus on Jun 10, 2021 2:58:34 GMT
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-female biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waitress;
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immedialty falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says; 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde woman with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is blonde woman with a taser.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters;
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Post by Prometheus on Jun 11, 2021 1:44:13 GMT
A young boy is sitting on the couch watching TV with his father and asks, "Dad, where do I get my intelligence from?"
"Your mom" came the quick response.
"How do you know?"
"Because I still have mine, son."
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Post by abbey1227 on Jun 11, 2021 2:08:07 GMT
Auschwitz - 1944
December 25th
The Kommandant enters a crowded bunkhouse and to the shock of every man there announces "In zee spirit of Christmas undt zis holiest of days, you are all free to leave zee camp."
After a few moments of absolute stunned silence and disbelief, a voice from the back ......."We don't actually celebrate Christmas."  |
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Post by ant-mac on Jun 13, 2021 3:24:29 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Jun 18, 2021 13:24:06 GMT
i don't see nuttin' ?
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Post by ant-mac on Jun 18, 2021 14:00:44 GMT
So you do see something?
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Post by abbey1227 on Jun 18, 2021 14:06:54 GMT
I still ain't seeing something  |
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Post by ant-mac on Jun 18, 2021 14:37:05 GMT
I still ain't seeing something |
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Post by abbey1227 on Jun 18, 2021 14:41:47 GMT
I still ain't seeing something
Can you provide a summation?
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![[giveup]](http://storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/FSYefibmKqtatIXMgHZg.gif)
![[cheers]](http://storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/engyBVslEdpmpmdnBwZQ.gif)
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