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Post by abbey1227 on Jan 11, 2023 12:31:02 GMT
George Clooney, Leonardo Dicaprio and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.
Clooney said "I'll direct."
Dicaprio said "I'll produce."
and McConaughey said "Well, I'll write! I'll write! I'll write!"
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Post by abbey1227 on Jan 16, 2023 15:44:18 GMT
About the funniest of the Replay Challenge Flag commercials they've come up with thus far..........
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 26, 2023 2:18:44 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 26, 2023 3:58:19 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Jan 28, 2023 13:04:38 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Jan 29, 2023 18:38:28 GMT
The older I get the more and more I miss the people I've lost over the years.
Maybe being a tour guide wasn't such a good idea after all.
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Post by abbey1227 on Feb 1, 2023 15:45:20 GMT
 "Three guesses why we won't be coming into work tomorrow." |
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Post by ant-mac on Feb 3, 2023 5:04:18 GMT
Check out the tits on that Martian!
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Post by Prometheus on Feb 7, 2023 0:07:22 GMT
Check out the tits on that Martian!  |
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Post by abbey1227 on Feb 21, 2023 7:50:08 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Feb 25, 2023 9:23:12 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Feb 28, 2023 4:13:14 GMT
Me: I'm a tourist. Where is the nearest restroom? San Franciscans: 
Down on the corner........out in the street |
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Post by ant-mac on Mar 19, 2023 3:55:53 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Apr 3, 2023 6:13:01 GMT
What’s the difference between a mistress, a prostitute and a wife?
The mistress says, “Oh, are you done yet, baby?”
The prostitute says, “Hey, you done yet?”
The wife says, “I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”
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Post by ant-mac on Jun 5, 2023 21:58:24 GMT
The bus brakes down during rush hour, so the driver gets out, opens the bonnet and starts tinkering with the engine.
After twenty minutes, the conductor sticks her head out the window and says: "Do you want a screwdriver?"
He looks up at her and replies: "Better not, we're already running late."
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Post by gardengirl1953 on Jun 7, 2023 20:06:11 GMT
The bus brakes down during rush hour, so the driver gets out, opens the bonnet and starts tinkering with the engine. After twenty minutes, the conductor sticks her head out the window and says: "Do you want a screwdriver?" He looks up at her and replies: "Better not, we're already running late." Could we get some more jokes, please? Or more daily doses of internet? I saw a YouTube video of ten minutes of cute puppies, but didn't know how to post it here. It was classic! |
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Post by ant-mac on Jun 7, 2023 22:05:55 GMT
The bus brakes down during rush hour, so the driver gets out, opens the bonnet and starts tinkering with the engine. After twenty minutes, the conductor sticks her head out the window and says: "Do you want a screwdriver?" He looks up at her and replies: "Better not, we're already running late." Could we get some more jokes, please? Or more daily doses of internet? I saw a YouTube video of ten minutes of cute puppies, but didn't know how to post it here. It was classic! I post each Daily Dose as it shows up. Despite its title it doesn't necessarily come out every day. Above the YouTube screen, there is normally an internet address. Open the insert video icon on this page and copy and paste the internet address of the video into it. PS - Experiment with it in a private message thread if you need to, that way it won't upset the public apple cart.  |
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Post by gardengirl1953 on Jun 8, 2023 4:21:54 GMT
Could we get some more jokes, please? Or more daily doses of internet? I saw a YouTube video of ten minutes of cute puppies, but didn't know how to post it here. It was classic! I post each Daily Dose as it shows up. Despite its title it doesn't necessarily come out every day. Above the YouTube screen, there is normally an internet address. Open the insert video icon on this page and copy and paste the internet address of the video into it. PS - Experiment with it in a private message thread if you need to, that way it won't upset the public apple cart. I will try that, tomorrow. It's nearly midnight here and I've had a busy day! Thanks for the instruction, you just may succeed in dragging me into the 21st century! |
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Post by ant-mac on Jun 8, 2023 5:11:02 GMT
I post each Daily Dose as it shows up. Despite its title it doesn't necessarily come out every day. Above the YouTube screen, there is normally an internet address. Open the insert video icon on this page and copy and paste the internet address of the video into it. PS - Experiment with it in a private message thread if you need to, that way it won't upset the public apple cart. I will try that, tomorrow. It's nearly midnight here and I've had a busy day! Thanks for the instruction, you just may succeed in dragging me into the 21st century! Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That wasn't my intention at all... Personally, I much prefer living in the past.  |
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Post by gardengirl1953 on Jun 8, 2023 15:54:36 GMT
I will try that, tomorrow. It's nearly midnight here and I've had a busy day! Thanks for the instruction, you just may succeed in dragging me into the 21st century! Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That wasn't my intention at all... Personally, I much prefer living in the past. Well, come to think of it, so do I. I MAY try to post something later today, but kittens needing food and flower gardens needing water are a priority for a few more days. I have been bottle-feeding, first a goat, then one litter of kittens, then a second litter of kittens, since late February. I am tuckered out! Then the garden need attention... it never ends! Then Microsoft won't stop badgering me to "sync my data" and update to Windows 11. Grrrrr! |
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