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Post by Prometheus on Oct 29, 2022 0:24:54 GMT
And you wonder why they still chaise you, lazy boy?
That's pretty low boy, you're off your rocker. Have you two checked out the selections at the new Irish Outdoor Furniture store?
It's called... Paddy O'Furniture
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Post by abbey1227 on Oct 31, 2022 13:49:25 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 1, 2022 6:57:39 GMT
"So no, you won't REALLY go blind, but think about Batgirl, Supergirl, or even Wonder Girl, instead of me, OK?"
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 1, 2022 12:48:30 GMT
Wife: "You got kicked out of the Hobby Lobby for dipping your testicles in glitter?"
Husband: "Pretty nuts, huh?"
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 12, 2022 8:46:13 GMT
Capitalization is important.
It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 12, 2022 12:55:27 GMT
Capitalization is important. It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
Be Strong
A burglar entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom..
The husband said to the wife "Satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong. I love you"
Wife said "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and i told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I love you too."
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 13, 2022 2:27:50 GMT
FYI: Tom Brady is the first QB to reach 100,000 yards. However, due to his divorce.. he is only allowed to keep 50,000 of those yards. 
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 16, 2022 0:11:48 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 16, 2022 0:12:21 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 16, 2022 0:15:52 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 16, 2022 0:16:50 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 16, 2022 2:25:51 GMT
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 17, 2022 14:36:28 GMT
“Don’t use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.”
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 30, 2022 4:06:30 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Dec 1, 2022 17:47:35 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Dec 3, 2022 15:34:43 GMT
Was revisiting the music video for AC/DC You Shook Me All Night Long......... and the top comment was "This is my neighbor's favorite song! ......whether he likes it or not." ![[roll]](//storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/kO0SCvc0PtofscbQIgGh.gif) |
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Post by abbey1227 on Dec 5, 2022 1:47:45 GMT
FUN FACT: The man who wrote "Gold Digger" is now paying $200,000/month in child support.
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Post by ant-mac on Dec 5, 2022 4:00:38 GMT
FUN FACT: The man who wrote "Gold Digger" is now paying $200,000/month in child support.$ 200 000 per month? How much do nappies and formula cost these days? |
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Post by abbey1227 on Dec 5, 2022 4:39:03 GMT
FUN FACT: The man who wrote "Gold Digger" is now paying $200,000/month in child support.$ 200 000 per month? How much do nappies and formula cost these days?
The really GOOD and designer kind? A lot
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Post by abbey1227 on Dec 6, 2022 6:04:47 GMT
A man was admitted into the hospital with 25 plastic horses inserted into his rectum.
Doctors have listed his condition as stable.
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![[cheers]](http://storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/engyBVslEdpmpmdnBwZQ.gif)
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