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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2022 17:44:45 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2022 17:46:46 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2022 18:11:53 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 21, 2022 18:15:19 GMT
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Post by Prometheus on Oct 22, 2022 11:05:11 GMT
Ummm.... ![[uhoh]](//storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/ctgRxAaepuyQtQMGHoYM.gif) |
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Post by Prometheus on Oct 22, 2022 11:07:33 GMT
When I come back to haunt you, I want you to remember this post.... |
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Post by Prometheus on Oct 22, 2022 11:08:04 GMT
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Post by Prometheus on Oct 22, 2022 11:09:23 GMT
I'm not sure that explanation is gong to fly, but I'll let you know how it works out should I survive the beating.... |
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Post by Prometheus on Oct 22, 2022 11:11:27 GMT
Refer to The Critical Drinker thread.... |
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Post by Prometheus on Oct 22, 2022 11:13:47 GMT
She obviously missed the "We need more women in STEM" memo... or became a florist... ![[giveup]](//storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/FSYefibmKqtatIXMgHZg.gif) |
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Post by abbey1227 on Oct 23, 2022 1:48:29 GMT
it's not my fault!
They banned the use of the term redskin
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Post by abbey1227 on Oct 23, 2022 1:51:42 GMT
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?", she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?", he replied...
He lived, and with a great deal of therapy may even walk again.
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 23, 2022 5:48:03 GMT
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
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Post by Prometheus on Oct 23, 2022 22:09:39 GMT
Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on so many levels. ![[sad]](//storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/kFEAagcPXWGw00KcrWOc.gif) |
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 24, 2022 13:41:40 GMT
Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on so many levels.   |
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Post by abbey1227 on Oct 24, 2022 19:36:24 GMT
seen on Mark Steyn's page........
John Durham, carrying on the legacies of the Hindenburg, New Coke, Betamax, and the Edsel! ![[roll]](//storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/kO0SCvc0PtofscbQIgGh.gif) |
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Post by Prometheus on Oct 24, 2022 23:11:37 GMT
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 28, 2022 1:14:28 GMT
The furniture store keeps trying to contact me.
All I wanted was one night stand.
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Post by abbey1227 on Oct 28, 2022 15:04:43 GMT
The furniture store keeps trying to contact me. All I wanted was one night stand.
And you wonder why they still chaise you, lazy boy?
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Post by ant-mac on Oct 28, 2022 15:23:17 GMT
The furniture store keeps trying to contact me. All I wanted was one night stand.
And you wonder why they still chaise you, lazy boy?
That's pretty low boy, you're off your rocker. |
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