Choose!

[abbey1227]

one of these is funnier than the other........ your choice

U.S.
CBS News
Man arrested for allegedly stealing 21 tons of pistachios

Authorities say he moved a tractor-trailer carrying the nuts from a Fresno, California company to a place where they were being unloaded into tiny bags for resale.

Celebrity
Business Insider
The Dippin' Dots CEO is being sued by his ex, who claims he used her nudes to blackmail her in a bitter custody fight over their dog

Fischer's ex-girlfriend is accusing him of a "campaign of abuse," in which she alleges he sent nudes to her mother to get hold of their dog

[Prometheus]

#2 is funnier.

#1 is just a criminal... or "entrepreneur"

[abbey1227]

Jun 21, 2021 14:42:27 GMT Prometheus said:

#2 is funnier.

#1 is just a criminal... or "entrepreneur"

You gotta admit, though....... pistachios are pretty addictive.

Blackmailing with nudes isn't criminal enough for you?

[Prometheus]

Jun 21, 2021 16:19:11 GMT abbey1227 said:

Jun 21, 2021 14:42:27 GMT Prometheus said:

#2 is funnier.

#1 is just a criminal... or "entrepreneur"

You gotta admit, though....... pistachios are pretty addictive.

Blackmailing with nudes isn't criminal enough for you?

1. I could eat them ALL DAY

2. Blackmail is certainly a crime. What makes it funny is because it was all about a dog.