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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 9, 2022 5:20:52 GMT
Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy Nov 8, 2022
babylonbee.com/news/record-numbers-of-voters-show-up-to-end-democracy
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fears are growing throughout the nation's capital as record numbers of voters are turning out to polling stations across the country in an effort to end democracy as we know it. Leaders of both parties have been conducting closed-door meetings to determine what should be done.
"In a nation built on democracy, we simply cannot afford to have this many people making their voices heard in a democratic fashion," said one high-ranking member of Congress under the condition of anonymity. "If we let everyone in the country legally vote to choose the nation's leadership, democracy itself may be lost forever. Democracy!"
In order to calm the intense waves of voter turnout, plans were being hatched and put into motion from coast to coast. While vote tabulating machines in Maricopa County, Arizona were being commanded to malfunction and voters in Michigan were being informed that they had already voted, other potential schemes were rumored to involve blaring Nickelback at polling locations and even unleashing hatchet-wielding badgers in major urban centers.
"We'll do anything to make sure people stop exercising their right to vote," another Congressional staffer said. "Just think — if record numbers of people were to actually vote, our entire democratic process would collapse in on itself. Things might actually change, and we can't have that!"
At publishing time, calls had already been made to Dr. Anthony Fauci and the NIH to fast-track the release of their newest deadly virus with the hope that a new global pandemic might save democracy as we know it.
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Post by merh on Nov 9, 2022 23:30:42 GMT
FINAL UNOFFICIAL ELECTION NIGHT RESULTS PROJECTED OUTSTANDING BALLOTS: 500,000 NEXT POST 11/10/2022 BY 5 P.M. VOTER TURNOUT 29.4% Ballots Cast 565,982 Mail Ballots 468,632 Vote Center Ballots 97,350 Registered Voters 1,925,738
So San Diego didnt care. But it was raining like hell so maybe all the people who planned to turn out to vote in person changed their minds. It was windy as well. Our ground was bone dry but there are little lakes all over the ground
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 10, 2022 3:13:03 GMT
FINAL UNOFFICIAL ELECTION NIGHT RESULTS PROJECTED OUTSTANDING BALLOTS: 500,000 NEXT POST 11/10/2022 BY 5 P.M. VOTER TURNOUT 29.4% Ballots Cast 565,982 Mail Ballots 468,632 Vote Center Ballots 97,350 Registered Voters 1,925,738 So San Diego didnt care. But it was raining like hell so maybe all the people who planned to turn out to vote in person changed their minds. It was windy as well. Our ground was bone dry but there are little lakes all over the ground
Rain kept people from voting? Yeah, we're a country just full of freedom fighters
NOT that much changed in Cali anyway, right? Congrats to Nancy and Nephew
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Post by merh on Nov 13, 2022 11:55:46 GMT
FINAL UNOFFICIAL ELECTION NIGHT RESULTS PROJECTED OUTSTANDING BALLOTS: 500,000 NEXT POST 11/10/2022 BY 5 P.M. VOTER TURNOUT 29.4% Ballots Cast 565,982 Mail Ballots 468,632 Vote Center Ballots 97,350 Registered Voters 1,925,738 So San Diego didnt care. But it was raining like hell so maybe all the people who planned to turn out to vote in person changed their minds. It was windy as well. Our ground was bone dry but there are little lakes all over the ground
Rain kept people from voting? Yeah, we're a country just full of freedom fighters
NOT that much changed in Cali anyway, right? Congrats to Nancy and Nephew
Actually our turnout was better. They apparently aren't counting the Ballots until they are read which makes sense(some might not be valid), but it also means we won't know until December. Our district for the House has been back & forth. It looks like Levine will keep his seat, but we aren't close to counted & there is no telling. But yeah. Californians melt in the rain, I swear. They can't drive in it, either. It is unreal. Particularly considering how many come from elsewhere. It's like they forget how to drive on slick roads.
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Post by merh on Nov 14, 2022 22:55:13 GMT
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Post by Prometheus on Nov 14, 2022 23:36:18 GMT
And the system in AZ was created by Republicans to benefit Republicans.
Oopsie
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 15, 2022 4:01:43 GMT
They choose the winner on American Idol by shows end.
They know if someone won the Powerball within hours.
We used to announce election results before people went to bed........and that was before advances in tech.
But stick with the BS theory that everything is perfectly legit these days. Just as the science is unquestionable.
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Post by merh on Nov 16, 2022 21:24:27 GMT
They choose the winner on American Idol by shows end.
They know if someone won the Powerball within hours.
We used to announce election results before people went to bed........and that was before advances in tech.
But stick with the BS theory that everything is perfectly legit these days. Just as the science is unquestionable.
... American Idol is a limited electronic voting thing, isn't it? Never watched the show. Gee, they sell the printed ticket so the COMPUTER knows where the ticket was sold at. Elections are a bit more complex. More like a teacher grading tests. Takes a bit of time. Dozens of questions. I remember when they stopped projecting winners until all the polls closed. Damn, dude. My polls close at 7. That's what, 2, 3 hours later than yours? It's not voting on a single thing. There's presidents & senators & initiatives... All that stuff takes a minute to tally. Unlike American Idol where they are voting for what, half a dozen choices? Push 1 for this, etc?
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 17, 2022 2:51:47 GMT
They choose the winner on American Idol by shows end.
They know if someone won the Powerball within hours.
We used to announce election results before people went to bed........and that was before advances in tech.
But stick with the BS theory that everything is perfectly legit these days. Just as the science is unquestionable.
... American Idol is a limited electronic voting thing, isn't it? Never watched the show. Gee, they sell the printed ticket so the COMPUTER knows where the ticket was sold at. Elections are a bit more complex. More like a teacher grading tests. Takes a bit of time. Dozens of questions. I remember when they stopped projecting winners until all the polls closed. Damn, dude. My polls close at 7. That's what, 2, 3 hours later than yours? It's not voting on a single thing. There's presidents & senators & initiatives... All that stuff takes a minute to tally. Unlike American Idol where they are voting for what, half a dozen choices? Push 1 for this, etc?
Electronic tests do not take forever to grade. That's the entire point
And there wasn't a problem declaring a winner before bedtime until the last few elections. Coincidence? Shameful.
I love how you referenced all of the steps the Gore team took without suggesting he was trying to subvert democracy or push an insurrection, too.
That 'hanging chad' incident should have been the last time we had any doubts about our own elections.......but they do love keeping the waters murky
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Post by merh on Nov 18, 2022 4:30:24 GMT
... American Idol is a limited electronic voting thing, isn't it? Never watched the show. Gee, they sell the printed ticket so the COMPUTER knows where the ticket was sold at. Elections are a bit more complex. More like a teacher grading tests. Takes a bit of time. Dozens of questions. I remember when they stopped projecting winners until all the polls closed. Damn, dude. My polls close at 7. That's what, 2, 3 hours later than yours? It's not voting on a single thing. There's presidents & senators & initiatives... All that stuff takes a minute to tally. Unlike American Idol where they are voting for what, half a dozen choices? Push 1 for this, etc?
Electronic tests do not take forever to grade. That's the entire point
And there wasn't a problem declaring a winner before bedtime until the last few elections. Coincidence? Shameful.
I love how you referenced all of the steps the Gore team took without suggesting he was trying to subvert democracy or push an insurrection, too.
That 'hanging chad' incident should have been the last time we had any doubts about our own elections.......but they do love keeping the waters murky
BUT AMERICAN IDOL CAN PROCESS IT IN A NIGHT!!!!!!!
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Post by Prometheus on Nov 18, 2022 13:05:42 GMT
Electronic tests do not take forever to grade. That's the entire point
And there wasn't a problem declaring a winner before bedtime until the last few elections. Coincidence? Shameful.
I love how you referenced all of the steps the Gore team took without suggesting he was trying to subvert democracy or push an insurrection, too.
That 'hanging chad' incident should have been the last time we had any doubts about our own elections.......but they do love keeping the waters murky
BUT AMERICAN IDOL CAN PROCESS IT IN A NIGHT!!!!!!! And if anyone ever asked Abbey to agree to electing politicians the same way people vote for American Idols, he'd be the first one to point out every actual and potential flaw in the system.
It's interesting that he brought up Gore since that's where the GOP latched onto the idea that the polls were crooked and it has been the GOP bitching every step of the way since then even though THEY have managed to create the current system that they trust so little.
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Post by merh on Nov 21, 2022 1:32:11 GMT
BUT AMERICAN IDOL CAN PROCESS IT IN A NIGHT!!!!!!! And if anyone ever asked Abbey to agree to electing politicians the same way people vote for American Idols, he'd be the first one to point out every actual and potential flaw in the system.
It's interesting that he brought up Gore since that's where the GOP latched onto the idea that the polls were crooked and it has been the GOP bitching every step of the way since then even though THEY have managed to create the current system that they trust so little.
The problem is how can it be rigged for different races? There's always some Republicans winning so what, those are correct but the ones they lose are fixed?
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Post by Prometheus on Nov 21, 2022 3:25:53 GMT
And if anyone ever asked Abbey to agree to electing politicians the same way people vote for American Idols, he'd be the first one to point out every actual and potential flaw in the system.
It's interesting that he brought up Gore since that's where the GOP latched onto the idea that the polls were crooked and it has been the GOP bitching every step of the way since then even though THEY have managed to create the current system that they trust so little.
The problem is how can it be rigged for different races? There's always some Republicans winning so what, those are correct but the ones they lose are fixed? Yup.
They seriously think that the only proof required that the election was rigged is that they lost.
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 21, 2022 3:35:58 GMT
The problem is how can it be rigged for different races? There's always some Republicans winning so what, those are correct but the ones they lose are fixed?
My predictions for the future is more and more democratic wins than ever before. The GOP will lose more and more ground as renters and illegals influence the country's cultural swing more towards socialism/Marxist beliefs.
And after they've achieved almost total control........THEN you'll see the end of democracy.
So, like all that debt that's piling up.........YOU might avoid the worst of it because of your age........your children and possible grandchildren will do all the suffering.
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Post by merh on Nov 21, 2022 6:10:44 GMT
The problem is how can it be rigged for different races? There's always some Republicans winning so what, those are correct but the ones they lose are fixed?
My predictions for the future is more and more democratic wins than ever before. The GOP will lose more and more ground as renters and illegals influence the country's cultural swing more towards socialism/Marxist beliefs.
And after they've achieved almost total control........THEN you'll see the end of democracy.
So, like all that debt that's piling up.........YOU might avoid the worst of it because of your age........your children and possible grandchildren will do all the suffering.
Damnation. So now renters are evil? GOP only have themselves to blame. We heard all that crap about Crime & Inflation & blah blah blah before the election. What do we see now? INVESTIGATE THE CRIMINAL BIDEN FAMILY!!!!!!! They are going to run the Benghazi trial ad nauseum. McCarthy bragged they did it to Hillary & she lost so he's going to run it again. Suddenly who gives a damn about fixing any problems? Boehner couldn't wrangle the House GOP. Ryan couldn't wrangle them. Nothing but investigate the Democrats.
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Post by ant-mac on Nov 21, 2022 6:17:10 GMT
And the system in AZ was created by Republicans to benefit Republicans.
Oopsie
Apparently, Gen Z turned out to vote in unexpectantly high numbers this time around and upset the Republicans' plans... So they would've gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids!
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Post by abbey1227 on Nov 21, 2022 7:11:39 GMT
Damnation. So now renters are evil? GOP only have themselves to blame. We heard all that crap about Crime & Inflation & blah blah blah before the election. What do we see now? INVESTIGATE THE CRIMINAL BIDEN FAMILY!!!!!!! They are going to run the Benghazi trial ad nauseum. McCarthy bragged they did it to Hillary & she lost so he's going to run it again. Suddenly who gives a damn about fixing any problems? Boehner couldn't wrangle the House GOP. Ryan couldn't wrangle them. Nothing but investigate the Democrats.
Renters aren't evil.........they're just more prone to vote away property rights since they don't own any themselves. You see how this works, right? It's a mind set groomed for more collectivism.
Crap? So inflation doesn't exist and isn't hurting your pocketbook right now? Denial Crime hasn't gone up since 2019? More denial.
The Bidens are criminals. More so than Trump, by a long shot. But go on.........keep supporting the witch hunt, while excusing the criminals in your own tent.
Yep, they're going to waste time and $Millions in tax dollars on more investigations that will accomplish nothing. We ALL already know nothing happens to the connected crowd in DC.
And they'll refuse to shrink Govt and it's spending in direct conflict with their voter base yet again.
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Post by Prometheus on Nov 22, 2022 0:39:00 GMT
The problem is how can it be rigged for different races? There's always some Republicans winning so what, those are correct but the ones they lose are fixed?
My predictions for the future is more and more democratic wins than ever before. The GOP will lose more and more ground as renters and illegals influence the country's cultural swing more towards socialism/Marxist beliefs.
And after they've achieved almost total control........THEN you'll see the end of democracy.
So, like all that debt that's piling up.........YOU might avoid the worst of it because of your age........your children and possible grandchildren will do all the suffering.
"Renters" are now the equivalent of "illegals" in your eyes, Abs?
I'm not surprised as you seem to value people based on their wallets and assets rather than their character. When did "renters" become synonymous with "Marxists" in your eyes?
Will you be riding out to spread the alarm, "The renters are coming! The renters are coming!"
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Post by Prometheus on Nov 22, 2022 0:42:04 GMT
Damnation. So now renters are evil? GOP only have themselves to blame. We heard all that crap about Crime & Inflation & blah blah blah before the election. What do we see now? INVESTIGATE THE CRIMINAL BIDEN FAMILY!!!!!!! They are going to run the Benghazi trial ad nauseum. McCarthy bragged they did it to Hillary & she lost so he's going to run it again. Suddenly who gives a damn about fixing any problems? Boehner couldn't wrangle the House GOP. Ryan couldn't wrangle them. Nothing but investigate the Democrats.
Renters aren't evil.........they're just more prone to vote away property rights since they don't own any themselves. You see how this works, right? It's a mind set groomed for more collectivism.
Crap? So inflation doesn't exist and isn't hurting your pocketbook right now? Denial Crime hasn't gone up since 2019? More denial.
The Bidens are criminals. More so than Trump, by a long shot. But go on.........keep supporting the witch hunt, while excusing the criminals in your own tent.
Yep, they're going to waste time and $Millions in tax dollars on more investigations that will accomplish nothing. We ALL already know nothing happens to the connected crowd in DC.
And they'll refuse to shrink Govt and it's spending in direct conflict with their voter base yet again.
And now you managed to slip in the big, bad, buzzword: grooming.
What a buffoon!
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