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Post by Prometheus on Mar 24, 2021 3:14:21 GMT
I'm not saddened by the baby's choice. I'm saddened that people out there think this choice is at all important. I'm even sadder that TikTok videos are somehow newsworthy.
Editor: "What are our top stories? What should we lead with?"
Reporter: "We have a story about a mass shooting, a story about conflict in Asia, and a story about a baby choosing a stuffed toy Pokemon."
Editor: "Did the baby choose Squirtle?"
Reporter: "Yes."
Editor: "Run it! That'll teach those Charmander-lovers!"
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Post by ant-mac on Mar 24, 2021 9:55:06 GMT
I'm not saddened by the baby's choice. I'm saddened that people out there think this choice is at all important. I'm even sadder that TikTok videos are somehow newsworthy.
Editor: "What are our top stories? What should we lead with?"
Reporter: "We have a story about a mass shooting, a story about conflict in Asia, and a story about a baby choosing a stuffed toy Pokemon."
Editor: "Did the baby choose Squirtle?"
Reporter: "Yes."
Editor: "Run it! That'll teach those Charmander-lovers!"
What the fuck are these cunts thinking? Putting their baby's activities on the fucking internet? Fucking wankers. I look back on my childhood... and I'm immensely relieved that it wasn't broadcast to all and sundry. People have lost their fucking minds with their constant unquenchable quest for fame. Idiots. PS - The only "decision" a baby should be concerned with is whether it wants to shit, piss or vomit on itself. |
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Post by Nightman on Mar 29, 2021 16:46:25 GMT
I don't see the problem. There are few things in life more important than choosing a starter Pokemon. I can't believe there isn't an international database listing every single person's Pokemon. As a matter of fact, the government needs to put all other lesser concerns on hold and take care of this.
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Post by ant-mac on Mar 29, 2021 19:39:26 GMT
I don't see the problem. There are few things in life more important than choosing a starter Pokemon. I can't believe there isn't an international database listing every single person's Pokemon. As a matter of fact, the government needs to put all other lesser concerns on hold and take care of this. Are you sure they're suitable for young children?  |
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Post by Prometheus on Mar 30, 2021 2:19:27 GMT
I don't see the problem. There are few things in life more important than choosing a starter Pokemon. I can't believe there isn't an international database listing every single person's Pokemon. As a matter of fact, the government needs to put all other lesser concerns on hold and take care of this. Are you sure they're suitable for young children? So that's where my Bulbasaur went.... |
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