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Post by abbey1227 on Apr 21, 2022 14:49:50 GMT
to include life saving surgeries to stop natural causes/death from occurring to soon for their liking
Stop being unreasonable, mate. You can't expect the authorities to kill someone who isn't in the prime of their life... Where would the fun be in that?
Jesus! That's straight outta the Princess Bride! They liked him them healthy before they tortured them to death in the Pit of Despair!
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Post by abbey1227 on Apr 21, 2022 14:51:44 GMT
I still reckon a bullet to the back of the head is feasible, because it can't be any worse than any other form of execution... electrocution, gassed, hanged, injection and so forth. It's quicker than some of those other methods, there's less that can go wrong and it's got to be cheaper. And all those cold-blooded killers who work for the KGB and the Mafia can't be wrong. 
My cousin suggest a hot bath with the legs restrained in place........then a razor blade slice to the main arteries of the legs.
You get sleepy, you bleed out, they drain the tub and wheel your body away.
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Post by abbey1227 on Apr 21, 2022 14:53:54 GMT
I used to call it the "25 cent solution"... back when that was the cost of a .45 caliber cartridge.
And I'd be more than happy to travel from state to state (all expenses paid plus the cost of the bullet) to do what needs to be done. Clean up costs extra.
Provided the executed was 100% guilty, no doubts? Yeah, I'd be cool with that.
The scene from Citizen X where the Russian asks him "Please, don't turn around" and he looks down to see a drain in the floor while hearing the gun come out of it's holster.......
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Post by Prometheus on Apr 21, 2022 15:06:16 GMT
YOU aren't aware of Big Pharma?
I'm aware of several large drug companies.........with all the infomercials, HOW could I not be?
But that sorta goes against your whole "If the US Govt ran healthcare, it'd all get much more inexpensive."
Well, not according to just the death row meds. They're paying a ton of money out when it could clearly be gotten much cheaper.....and you're not even trying to cure or keep someone alive. You're trying to DEAD them! How tough can that be? Christ, a bottle of cheap Windex and a syringe could get that job done.
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Post by ant-mac on Apr 21, 2022 15:08:00 GMT
I still reckon a bullet to the back of the head is feasible, because it can't be any worse than any other form of execution... electrocution, gassed, hanged, injection and so forth. It's quicker than some of those other methods, there's less that can go wrong and it's got to be cheaper. And all those cold-blooded killers who work for the KGB and the Mafia can't be wrong. I used to call it the "25 cent solution"... back when that was the cost of a .45 caliber cartridge.
And I'd be more than happy to travel from state to state (all expenses paid plus the cost of the bullet) to do what needs to be done. Clean up costs extra.
Just take a leaf out of THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI and get your "clients" to wear bags over their heads. Take it from a lazy fucker, if you don't make a mess, you don't have to clean it up. And don't forget to charge the authorities for the bags.  |
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Post by ant-mac on Apr 21, 2022 15:09:23 GMT
Stop being unreasonable, mate. You can't expect the authorities to kill someone who isn't in the prime of their life... Where would the fun be in that?
Jesus! That's straight outta the Princess Bride! They liked him them healthy before they tortured them to death in the Pit of Despair!
Never seen it... Any good? |
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Post by Prometheus on Apr 21, 2022 15:10:30 GMT
I still reckon a bullet to the back of the head is feasible, because it can't be any worse than any other form of execution... electrocution, gassed, hanged, injection and so forth. It's quicker than some of those other methods, there's less that can go wrong and it's got to be cheaper. And all those cold-blooded killers who work for the KGB and the Mafia can't be wrong.
My cousin suggest a hot bath with the legs restrained in place........then a razor blade slice to the main arteries of the legs.
You get sleepy, you bleed out, they drain the tub and wheel your body away.
You want to go the knife route?
I can cut you so that you'll bleed out and die right about the same time your brain comes to terms that the sensation registering is actually pain.
Seriously. You'll be dead in 30 seconds or less.
Yeah. Bullies only fuck with me once....
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Post by ant-mac on Apr 21, 2022 15:10:43 GMT
I still reckon a bullet to the back of the head is feasible, because it can't be any worse than any other form of execution... electrocution, gassed, hanged, injection and so forth. It's quicker than some of those other methods, there's less that can go wrong and it's got to be cheaper. And all those cold-blooded killers who work for the KGB and the Mafia can't be wrong.
My cousin suggest a hot bath with the legs restrained in place........then a razor blade slice to the main arteries of the legs.
You get sleepy, you bleed out, they drain the tub and wheel your body away.
Jesus! That's straight outta THE GODFATHER II! |
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Post by Prometheus on Apr 21, 2022 15:12:19 GMT
I used to call it the "25 cent solution"... back when that was the cost of a .45 caliber cartridge.
And I'd be more than happy to travel from state to state (all expenses paid plus the cost of the bullet) to do what needs to be done. Clean up costs extra.
Just take a leaf out of THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI and get your "clients" to wear bags over their heads. Take it from a lazy fucker, if you don't make a mess, you don't have to clean it up. And don't forget to charge the authorities for the bags. If they opt for me to clean up, it will be much more expensive for them and my margin is going to astronomical. |
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Post by ant-mac on Apr 21, 2022 15:13:08 GMT
My cousin suggest a hot bath with the legs restrained in place........then a razor blade slice to the main arteries of the legs.
You get sleepy, you bleed out, they drain the tub and wheel your body away.
You want to go the knife route?
I can cut you so that you'll bleed out and die right about the same time your brain comes to terms that the sensation registering is actually pain.
Seriously. You'll be dead in 30 seconds or less.
Yeah. Bullies only fuck with me once....
If you ever decide to quit teaching, you should consider opening a pet food factory. I'll sure you'll have no problems sourcing meat.  |
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Post by ant-mac on Apr 21, 2022 15:14:12 GMT
Just take a leaf out of THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI and get your "clients" to wear bags over their heads. Take it from a lazy fucker, if you don't make a mess, you don't have to clean it up. And don't forget to charge the authorities for the bags. If they opt for me to clean up, it will be much more expensive for them and my margin is going to astronomical. And their blood pressure will be astronomical when they receive the bill. |
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Post by Prometheus on Apr 21, 2022 15:16:49 GMT
You want to go the knife route?
I can cut you so that you'll bleed out and die right about the same time your brain comes to terms that the sensation registering is actually pain.
Seriously. You'll be dead in 30 seconds or less.
Yeah. Bullies only fuck with me once....
If you ever decide to quit teaching, you should consider opening a pet food factory. I'll sure you'll have no problems sourcing meat.  Me and Sweeney Todd |
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Post by Prometheus on Apr 21, 2022 15:18:39 GMT
If they opt for me to clean up, it will be much more expensive for them and my margin is going to astronomical. And their blood pressure will be astronomical when they receive the bill. CPR costs extra.... |
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Post by ant-mac on Apr 21, 2022 15:19:27 GMT
If you ever decide to quit teaching, you should consider opening a pet food factory. I'll sure you'll have no problems sourcing meat. Me and Sweeney Todd Yeah, when your customers ask for a just a few inches off the top, they have no idea of the world of hurt awaiting them. |
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Post by Prometheus on Apr 21, 2022 15:20:17 GMT
Yeah, when your customers ask for a just a few inches off the top, they have no idea of the world of hurt awaiting them. They won't feel a thing... for long |
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Post by ant-mac on Apr 21, 2022 15:20:36 GMT
And their blood pressure will be astronomical when they receive the bill. CPR costs extra.... Wouldn't the "25 cent solution" be cheaper? |
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Post by ant-mac on Apr 21, 2022 15:22:09 GMT
Yeah, when your customers ask for a just a few inches off the top, they have no idea of the world of hurt awaiting them. They won't feel a thing... for long And if they're kiddy fiddlers or rapists, you can make sure they won't feel their thing for long. |
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Post by abbey1227 on Apr 21, 2022 15:23:49 GMT
Jesus! That's straight outta the Princess Bride! They liked him them healthy before they tortured them to death in the Pit of Despair!
Never seen it... Any good?
it's a truly great CLASSIC for all ages. Very funny yet wholesome overall
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Post by abbey1227 on Apr 21, 2022 15:25:25 GMT
Just take a leaf out of THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE EBBING, MISSOURI and get your "clients" to wear bags over their heads. Take it from a lazy fucker, if you don't make a mess, you don't have to clean it up.And don't forget to charge the authorities for the bags.
That's why Dexter always kept a good supply of plastic wrap
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Post by abbey1227 on Apr 21, 2022 15:27:25 GMT
Jesus! That's straight outta the Princess Bride! They liked him them healthy before they tortured them to death in the Pit of Despair!
Never seen it... Any good? |
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