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Post by Prometheus on Jan 18, 2021 0:53:54 GMT
Could I come back to the US and land myself a good job based on my so-called privilege?
What would a 20-something HR "manager" make of me?
She (let's face it, the HR person is most likely a "she") would look at my age (pushing 55) and determine that my "values" are probably too "traditionalist."
She would worry that by being a heterosexual man, I might just run around the office grabbing women's asses.
And, most importantly, she'd see that I'm as white as a pair of tennis shoes and simply want to deny me anything just to maintain the facade that she is "woke."
In short, everything that supposedly provides me with "privilege" would be a detriment to landing a decent job.
Would she care that I have 40 years work experience? That over 30 of those years have been in management? That I have multiple degrees and a couple dozen professional certifications?
Nope.
She'd probably smile and thank me for my time and interest then let me know that she'd "be in touch."
Then she'd go back to being blithely unaware that she had made a decision based on ageism, sexism, racism, and heterophobia.
At least I still would get to walk down a suburban sidewalk without having someone call the police on me. That's gotta count for something....
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Post by SRK on Jan 19, 2021 16:04:48 GMT
Don’t feel bad. My tennis shoes are brown because I did diarrhoea on them.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 20, 2021 1:14:18 GMT
Don’t feel bad. My tennis shoes are brown because I did diarrhoea on them. That's what you get for eating bad fish the night before a match.
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Post by SRK on Jan 20, 2021 6:46:05 GMT
Mature Italian and son porn.
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Post by eastenn on Jan 20, 2021 7:45:25 GMT
if that happens hire a couple of minorities to violate her with their uncircumcised members.
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 20, 2021 10:21:49 GMT
if that happens hire a couple of minorities to violate her with their uncircumcised members. These days, it's quite likely that "she" is a minority and has her own uncircumcised member.
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Post by eastenn on Jan 20, 2021 10:36:30 GMT
if that happens hire a couple of minorities to violate her with their uncircumcised members. These days, it's quite likely that "she" is a minority and has her own uncircumcised member. or she had a member, before she had a surgeon turn it into a vagina. as a minority trans she could shoot everyone in the office and still keep her job.
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Post by SRK on Jan 20, 2021 11:13:56 GMT
Mature Italian and son porn. Oops I was supposed to type that into google. Please don’t fire me.
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 20, 2021 11:35:27 GMT
These days, it's quite likely that "she" is a minority and has her own uncircumcised member. or she had a member, before she had a surgeon turn it into a vagina. as a minority trans she could shoot everyone in the office and still keep her job. Yeah, those ping pong balls can be nasty.
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Post by eastenn on Jan 20, 2021 22:44:46 GMT
or she had a member, before she had a surgeon turn it into a vagina. as a minority trans she could shoot everyone in the office and still keep her job. Yeah, those ping pong balls can be nasty. dirty, nasty man things. do you think she goes for a bikini wax?
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 20, 2021 23:40:26 GMT
Yeah, those ping pong balls can be nasty. dirty, nasty man things. do you think she goes for a bikini wax? Dirty, nasty man things? I wasn't aware that ping pong balls had a gender. I just thought they were the perfect projectile for women to use...
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Post by eastenn on Jan 21, 2021 0:40:31 GMT
dirty, nasty man things. do you think she goes for a bikini wax? Dirty, nasty man things? I wasn't aware that ping pong balls had a gender. I just thought they were the perfect projectile for women to use... no, "her" former testicles. "yuk! get them off me!"
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 21, 2021 6:34:16 GMT
Dirty, nasty man things? I wasn't aware that ping pong balls had a gender. I just thought they were the perfect projectile for women to use... no, "her" former testicles. "yuk! get them off me!" Oh, they're long gone. On a completely different topic, do you enjoy spaghetti and meatballs?
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Post by eastenn on Jan 21, 2021 8:05:53 GMT
no, "her" former testicles. "yuk! get them off me!" Oh, they're long gone. On a completely different topic, do you enjoy spaghetti and meatballs? if you mean real spaghetti and meatballs and not a sexual euphemism, yes I do. I made a really large pot about a week ago. So much that I had to put some of it into a one gallon freezer bag and freeze it. I'm sure some Italians will say that's a horrible thing to do but I can't just throw out good food. and I really shouldn't be eating all those carbs anyways, but I can't eat spaghetti four nights in a row.
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 21, 2021 8:12:45 GMT
Oh, they're long gone. On a completely different topic, do you enjoy spaghetti and meatballs? if you mean real spaghetti and meatballs and not a sexual euphemism, yes I do. I made a really large pot about a week ago. So much that I had to put some of it into a one gallon freezer bag and freeze it. I'm sure some Italians will say that's a horrible thing to do but I can't just throw out good food. and I really shouldn't be eating all those carbs anyways, but I can't eat spaghetti four nights in a row. Wasting it is far worse than freezing it. I buy excess milk and bread - and other supplies - every time I go shopping... and the only way to make the perishables last is to freeze them. I do a pretty good spaghetti Bolognese, but with a thick spicy sauce rather than meatballs... And I could - and have - eaten spaghetti every night for weeks on end. As a teen, I copped the nickname, "the Spaghetti Kid" from some friends. It's still my favourite meal to this day.
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Post by eastenn on Jan 22, 2021 4:27:54 GMT
if you mean real spaghetti and meatballs and not a sexual euphemism, yes I do. I made a really large pot about a week ago. So much that I had to put some of it into a one gallon freezer bag and freeze it. I'm sure some Italians will say that's a horrible thing to do but I can't just throw out good food. and I really shouldn't be eating all those carbs anyways, but I can't eat spaghetti four nights in a row. Wasting it is far worse than freezing it. I buy excess milk and bread - and other supplies - every time I go shopping... and the only way to make the perishables last is to freeze them. I do a pretty good spaghetti Bolognese, but with a thick spicy sauce rather than meatballs... And I could - and have - eaten spaghetti every night for weeks on end. As a teen, I copped the nickname, "the Spaghetti Kid" from some friends. It's still my favourite meal to this day. when I used to actually cook, I could make a pretty good zucchini lasagna. fresh zucchini, nothing canned, except the sauce. but now I'm currently microwaving a frozen Stouffer's cheese lovers lasagna. 25 years ago I used to do prep work in the kitchen of a Italian restaurant specializing in Northern Italian cuisine, but it's been so long I can't remember the recipes. couldn't afford make the stuff myself now anyways.
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