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Post by Nightman on Jan 17, 2021 17:21:32 GMT
I recall John Oliver saying once, don't blame the White House; it can be saved. All we need is to use all the Clorox and Lysol that hasn't been injected to scrub that place from top to bottom. But if he has his very fine cult invade the poor House on his last morning there, it can't be cleaned fast enough.  Build a watertight wall around the White House that's about 5 foot higher, then fill it to the brim with disinfectant and let the building soak in it's cleansing bath until it's nice and clean. About four years should do it. Okay, but we have to make sure he is off the premises before this is tried. Otherwise, he will turn the whole thing orange. I won't have it. |
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 17, 2021 17:33:02 GMT
Apparently, on a right-wing website called Exile - which I was banned from - a poster by the name of airborne said: It would seem that on January 20, one side of the political divide is going to be very disappointed... I wonder which one it'll be? I have a feeling Agent Orange could try it, though he is worried he won't be able to pardon himself out of any trouble if it goes wrong. At this stage, considering his mounting desperation, I'm surprised he hasn't consulted with the entrails of a sheep as yet. |
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Post by Nightman on Jan 17, 2021 17:39:23 GMT
I have a feeling Agent Orange could try it, though he is worried he won't be able to pardon himself out of any trouble if it goes wrong. At this stage, considering his mounting desperation, I'm surprised he hasn't consulted with the entrails of a sheep as yet. He tried that already. He also attempted a virgin sacrifice, but the volcano didn't want Jared. The only thing left is violence, which he has to get right on his first chance. If he had any sense, he would have had his cult training for this. Hubris is the bane of many dark lords, he appears to be no exception. |
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 17, 2021 18:50:50 GMT
At this stage, considering his mounting desperation, I'm surprised he hasn't consulted with the entrails of a sheep as yet. He tried that already. He also attempted a virgin sacrifice, but the volcano didn't want Jared. The only thing left is violence, which he has to get right on his first chance. If he had any sense, he would have had his cult training for this. Hubris is the bane of many dark lords, he appears to be no exception. Stupidity is also the bane of many orange lords... I wonder how many times a day he nearly passes out from forgetting to breathe?  |
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Post by Nightman on Jan 17, 2021 21:26:13 GMT
He tried that already. He also attempted a virgin sacrifice, but the volcano didn't want Jared. The only thing left is violence, which he has to get right on his first chance. If he had any sense, he would have had his cult training for this. Hubris is the bane of many dark lords, he appears to be no exception. Stupidity is also the bane of many orange lords... I wonder how many times a day he nearly passes out from forgetting to breathe? He can't turn blue like a normal person. He has to turn an odd shade of brown, with the combination of blue and orange. |
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 17, 2021 23:57:27 GMT
Everybody is worried about the Capitol. What about the White House? It is already infiltrated by the enemy who is happy to let them in and trash the place before he slinks off to Mar a Lago. I don't think the Secret Service would let that happen. |
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 18, 2021 0:02:36 GMT
Apparently, on a right-wing website called Exile - which I was banned from - a poster by the name of airborne said: It would seem that on January 20, one side of the political divide is going to be very disappointed... I wonder which one it'll be? Airborne came back? He ran away in a huff at one point because he said he was tired of "fighting." |
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 18, 2021 0:05:34 GMT
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 18, 2021 0:06:49 GMT
Stupidity is also the bane of many orange lords... I wonder how many times a day he nearly passes out from forgetting to breathe? He can't turn blue like a normal person. He has to turn an odd shade of brown, with the combination of blue and orange. Donnie would never turn brown... then he'd have to hate himself and we know THAT is never going to happen. |
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 18, 2021 4:01:03 GMT
Apparently, on a right-wing website called Exile - which I was banned from - a poster by the name of airborne said: It would seem that on January 20, one side of the political divide is going to be very disappointed... I wonder which one it'll be? Airborne came back? He ran away in a huff at one point because he said he was tired of "fighting." It would seem so... However, I can't confirm that firsthand, because I was banned from EXILE for being an admin on Jill's site. ![[giveup]](//storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/FSYefibmKqtatIXMgHZg.gif) The last time I had any contact with him was on one of those Saturday - American time - get togethers Jayman organizes. |
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 18, 2021 6:03:22 GMT
Airborne came back? He ran away in a huff at one point because he said he was tired of "fighting." It would seem so... However, I can't confirm that firsthand, because I was banned from EXILE for being an admin on Jill's site. The last time I had any contact with him was on one of those Saturday - American time - get togethers Jayman organizes. Oh yeah. I remember that now. Exile and Rive Gauche... two sides of the same coin.... |
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Post by ant-mac on Jan 18, 2021 6:24:59 GMT
It would seem so... However, I can't confirm that firsthand, because I was banned from EXILE for being an admin on Jill's site. The last time I had any contact with him was on one of those Saturday - American time - get togethers Jayman organizes. Oh yeah. I remember that now. Exile and Rive Gauche... two sides of the same coin.... I'm sorry, could you say that again? I couldn't hear you over the echo.  |
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 18, 2021 23:17:18 GMT
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Post by Prometheus on Jan 20, 2021 23:30:57 GMT
6:30 PM in the US right now and I'm not seeing any reports of violence on my news feed.
That's a good thing.
But I see that Fucker Carlson is using the security measures (that his viewers made necessary) as evidence of Democrats using force to take over.
I'm betting Carlson is relieved that he'll be able to get back to 4 years of bashing Dems instead of 4 years of having to prop up an idiot.
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