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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 8, 2021 0:26:43 GMT
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Post by Prometheus on Sept 8, 2021 2:34:42 GMT
Sounds like a real fart smelle... smart feller
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 8, 2021 2:54:15 GMT
Sounds like a real fart smelle... smart feller
Someone I've known for years had a similarly funny story. This guy has always been Mr. Social and worried about his public appeal/appearance......especially with the females.
Well, one day he was in Walmart following his wife and suddenly had a Clydesdale moment coming........he gave a quick look around to make sure that nobody but the wife was around.......and then let loose with a real noisy and obnoxious smelling keeper.
Now usually his wife's typical reaction would be to just reprimand him with the usual "You're such a pig!" remark. But she didn't this time. She just got a shocked look on her face, looked him in the eyes momentarily.......and then quietly walked away from him as quickly as possible.
He was confused at first with this lack of criticism and admonishment.......but then a creeping feeling swept over him.
He slowly turned his head behind him........and this time looked down.
And there was an attractive young blonde stocking shelves that had somehow missed his initial gaze.   Too funny 
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 8, 2021 14:27:28 GMT
I've heard that pheromones can cause sexual arousal and interest in others, but never farts.  But if it's true, just call me Casanova! Although I might need some help moving all the unconscious bodies...  |
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 8, 2021 22:33:05 GMT
I've heard that pheromones can cause sexual arousal and interest in others, but never farts. But if it's true, just call me Casanova! Although I might need some help moving all the unconscious bodies...
Blame it on the Bossa Nova
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 8, 2021 22:38:17 GMT
I've heard that pheromones can cause sexual arousal and interest in others, but never farts. But if it's true, just call me Casanova! Although I might need some help moving all the unconscious bodies...
Blame it on the Bossa Nova
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 8, 2021 22:47:17 GMT
What a well chosen and apt name for a band.
That was tough to sit thru  |
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 8, 2021 22:54:56 GMT
What a well chosen and apt name for a band.
That was tough to sit thru Really? I find her very easy to listen to...  Ambrosia Parsley. |
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 8, 2021 23:01:11 GMT
Really? I find her very easy to listen to... Ambrosia Parsley.
It wasn't her voice............it was the falling down the stairs with a box of pots and pans music that accompanied her voice.
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 8, 2021 23:35:29 GMT
Really? I find her very easy to listen to... Ambrosia Parsley.
It wasn't her voice............it was the falling down the stairs with a box of pots and pans music that accompanied her voice.
I believe the genre is known as "alternative rock". Perhaps pots and pans are an alternative to rocks and rolls? |
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Post by Prometheus on Sept 9, 2021 1:45:36 GMT
Really? I find her very easy to listen to... Ambrosia Parsley.
It wasn't her voice............it was the falling down the stairs with a box of pots and pans music that accompanied her voice.
If you're talking about the drums, there's only a single tom tuned higher than normal and I think it adds an interesting quality to the song. If you're talking about the last two bars, while seeming a bit discordant, it seems to be the perfect ending given the lyrics.
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 9, 2021 1:49:09 GMT
It wasn't her voice............it was the falling down the stairs with a box of pots and pans music that accompanied her voice.
If you're talking about the drums, there's only a single tom tuned higher than normal and I think it adds an interesting quality to the song. If you're talking about the last two bars, while seeming a bit discordant, it seems to be the perfect ending given the lyrics.
I guess we not only see things differently, but hear things differently, as well ![[giveup]](//storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/FSYefibmKqtatIXMgHZg.gif) |
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Post by Prometheus on Sept 9, 2021 2:20:25 GMT
If you're talking about the drums, there's only a single tom tuned higher than normal and I think it adds an interesting quality to the song. If you're talking about the last two bars, while seeming a bit discordant, it seems to be the perfect ending given the lyrics.
I guess we not only see things differently, but hear things differently, as well Not all music is for everyone. |
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