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Post by ant-mac on Aug 29, 2022 9:33:25 GMT
you're all the way over there..........likely giving me the exact same disapproving look my wife did  Who...? Me?!  |
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 5, 2022 9:21:20 GMT
saw this NFL meme yesterday.......made all the more funny by my friend who has always been a Bills fan  It's painful, but funny |
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 5, 2022 10:25:27 GMT
saw this NFL meme yesterday.......made all the more funny by my friend who has always been a Bills fan It's painful, but funny There's a South Australian football club called Norwood.  |
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 12, 2022 15:28:29 GMT
saw this NFL meme yesterday.......made all the more funny by my friend who has always been a Bills fan It's painful, but funny There's a South Australian football club called Norwood.
Good stuff...........but are you aware of the funny being made with that jersey?
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 12, 2022 15:29:16 GMT
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated.
All the waitresses are gorgeous.
A particularly voluptuous waitress, wearing a very short skirt with legs that won’t quit, came to his table and asked if he was ready to order.
“What would you like, sir?”
He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers,
“A quickie.”
The waitress turns and walks away in disgust.
After she regains her composure she returns and asks again.
“What would you like, sir?”
Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers,
“A quickie, please.”
This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away.
A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers,
“Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘quiche’.”
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 12, 2022 22:50:04 GMT
A group of leather bikers were riding west on I-70 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Bridge. So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State
Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he
asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering
kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even
the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting,
Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 13, 2022 19:04:50 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 14, 2022 3:19:14 GMT
That dog don't care.
I wonder why people do so much?
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 14, 2022 3:46:20 GMT
That dog don't care.
I wonder why people do so much?
You wanna bet? There are seldom stupid animals, only stupid people. Back in the 1970s, we got a Toy Pomeranian named Bamm Bamm. He weighed 1 kilogram at his height, but only after he was put of a course of steroids. He refused to accept that he was adopted and resolutely insisted I was the adopted one. |
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 14, 2022 3:54:20 GMT
That dog don't care.
I wonder why people do so much?
You wanna bet? There are seldom stupid animals, only stupid people. Back in the 1970s, we got a Toy Pomeranian named Bamm Bamm. He weighed 1 kilogram at his height, but only after he was put of a course of steroids. He refused to accept that he was adopted and resolutely insisted I was the adopted one.
Yeah, but that's just knowing he was fighting for pecking order in the family pack.
I keep telling my wife she has to fight for her spot........but she can't figure out what she's doing wrong
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 14, 2022 4:37:13 GMT
You wanna bet? There are seldom stupid animals, only stupid people. Back in the 1970s, we got a Toy Pomeranian named Bamm Bamm. He weighed 1 kilogram at his height, but only after he was put of a course of steroids. He refused to accept that he was adopted and resolutely insisted I was the adopted one.
Yeah, but that's just knowing he was fighting for pecking order in the family pack.
I keep telling my wife she has to fight for her spot........but she can't figure out what she's doing wrong
He didn't need to, he already ran the family. My aunt nicknamed him "Little Hitler". He ruled with an iron paw. |
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 14, 2022 4:44:40 GMT
Yeah, but that's just knowing he was fighting for pecking order in the family pack.
I keep telling my wife she has to fight for her spot........but she can't figure out what she's doing wrong
He didn't need to, he already ran the family. My aunt nicknamed him "Little Hitler". He ruled with an iron paw.
it was the jackbooted dogstepping that was most offputting?
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 14, 2022 5:01:19 GMT
He didn't need to, he already ran the family. My aunt nicknamed him "Little Hitler". He ruled with an iron paw.
it was the jackbooted dogstepping that was most offputting?
Actually, it was the smug glances he'd shoot me while cuddling up with the various young ladies who would visit that were hardest to take. He'd be lolling about, getting his tummy rubbed, or snuggling up to their generous cleavage, while all I could do was look on and dream... That little bugger knew exactly what he was doing...  |
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 14, 2022 5:08:35 GMT
it was the jackbooted dogstepping that was most offputting?
Actually, it was the smug glances he'd shoot me while cuddling up with the various young ladies who would visit that were hardest to take. He'd be lolling about, getting his tummy rubbed, or snuggling up to their generous cleavage, while all I could do was look on and dream... That little bugger knew exactly what he was doing...
kids and puppies.......they get away with it
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 14, 2022 5:12:31 GMT
Actually, it was the smug glances he'd shoot me while cuddling up with the various young ladies who would visit that were hardest to take. He'd be lolling about, getting his tummy rubbed, or snuggling up to their generous cleavage, while all I could do was look on and dream... That little bugger knew exactly what he was doing... Little kid: "Lunch!"
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Post by ant-mac on Sept 14, 2022 21:27:22 GMT
When the lost traveller asked for directions, the helpful young country girl pointed in the direction he should take...  |
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 16, 2022 1:35:45 GMT
You can tell that Wolverine is a Canadian character written by an American because his super power is healthcare. |
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 16, 2022 13:34:58 GMT
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Post by abbey1227 on Sept 19, 2022 14:48:04 GMT
I've got a really good joke about trickle down economics. Unfortunately 99% of you won't get it. ![[sad]](//storage.proboards.com/7182076/images/kFEAagcPXWGw00KcrWOc.gif) |
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Post by Prometheus on Sept 20, 2022 0:57:24 GMT
How do you get a Race and Gender Studies graduate off your doorstep?
Pay for the pizza.
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